Monday, January 10, 2011

Breaking Dawn Summarized in one Picture

The Twilight franchise is not so easily packaged neatly into little tin cans of convenient phrases of summary. It's filled to the brim with a breakout of lesions all over my body performances, edge-of-your-seat to get the fuck out of the theatre camera work, cutting my wrist-edge direction, and visually stunning sequences that will blind you permanently.
Here is the picture to end all pictures, and let the mocking begin.

let's hope they drown

I don't understand how this picture is possible, because wouldn't it all just drain into Kristin Stewarts mouth? Just because you're a vampire doesn't mean you're also a vampire-fish.
Jimmy Cameron is actually suing this production for stealing his idea of filming shit underwater.

there is no second password!!!!

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